fairitalianlady's Journal

About last night...........
So yet another evening of frivolity in West Hollywood with my partner in crime, Mr. Kristopher Young. However, we added a third ingredient: our dear friend Mr. William Cabal whose birthday we had not properly celebrated up to this point. So we picked Kris up, hit the Rage and lets just say all hell broke loose, the shit hit the fan and the fat lady sang. Here is a short list of some of last night's most noteworthy events:

1)Wil taking his shirt off on the dance floor. Nuff said.

2)I met THE JAI of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy outside of the Abbey! In all fairness, Kris saw him first, and we all three kind of walked by and giggled and whispered amongst ourselves a bit but in a moment of bravery I waltzed up to him, shook his hand and said "Hello, it is a pleasure to meet you, I am a huge fan of yours, I hope you have a lovely evening." He smiled at me and said "Why thank you sweetie" and I smiled and walked away. Kris and Wil were a trifle jealous that I grabbed that opportunity, but hey, they were there at least. Actually, funny thing, I had met "Slater" from friggin "Saved by the Bell" at Macy's earlier that day--this seemed to compliment that other random celebrity meeting pretty nicely.

3)A slightly inebriated Wil screaming "SMALL PENIS!" at the top of his lungs as a souped up muscle car sped by making far more noise than necessary. Kris and I literally fell to the ground laughing only to to be taken aback even more as Wil proceeded to walk up to two absolutely gorgeous black girls and ask them directly if a man drives a muscle car does it mean he has a small dick. Then we discussed the subtle differences between black dick and white dick where at some point in the conversation I blurted out "Fuck your bling bling nigga can you swing swing?" which the girls seemed to find very amusing but Kris still hurriedly explained to them how black I actually am despite all outward appearences.

This is all the information that my lawyers are allowing me to disclose at this time. For more information, please Wil's (fckdubya's) journal if you would like more gory details of the evening's events. Needless to say, it was a great chance for all three of us to bond and for Kris and I to let Wil sample our rock star lifestyle that we have been leading up to this point. In all seriousness though, I am so lucky to have Wil and Kris as my friends--I know I am a better person because of them.

Current Mood: mischievous
Current Music: Oochie Walla Walla by Nas

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