Current mood:	devious
Current music:	They Did a Bad Bad Thing by Chris Isaak

ROCKSTAR!!!!!
So, here is a breif synopsis of a week that is undoubtedly going into my memoirs one day:

Sunday: West Hollywood insanity (previous evening)! Had to stay over at Kris'--literally had no clue where I was or how I had gotten there for the first five minutes of my morning.

Monday: Photoshoot with Star--amazing, of course. Went out to a FANTABULOUS burlesque show with Jennifer this evening and we met up with our buddy Phil who we both know from Ms Kitty's---enjoyed entertainment from ladies of literally all shapes and sizes--actually rather empowering. Tempted to do that myself but that would be what, like my ninth career?

Tuesday: Party in WEHO yet again just because I could. Turns out Kris and I are quite the lethal combination. Little annoyed though--not one, but TWO boys essentially stood us up that evening...grrr. Screw'em--we made our own fun anyway!

Wednesday: Photoshoot at Tracy and Rob's--most enjoyable indeed! Kris had stayed the night after we'd been out making trouble so he came along as my "makeup assistant"--right there that makes for a helluva lot of fun. After we got some actual work done, ie photos taken of Tracy, Stacia, Kris, and myself we had quite a bit of wine. Interesting side note: Stacia is actually David Bowie's daughter from his first marriage. (Holy shit!) We heard quite a few entertaining stories from Rob involving Studio 54, Keith Richards, cocaine and Olivia Newton John. Then I went out to West Hollywood yet again with Kris with a butterfly painted on half of my face courtesy of my slightly inebriated photographer (natch). And of course I had to explain to every single person I met out that night WHY I had a butterfly painted on half of my face.

Thursday: I actually worked today and then I went out with Sandy and Wil to the Taste of Burbank festival. Really fun--a bit more low key than a fetish bar but I must say I has a lovely time.

Friday: Ms Kitty madness! Dearie me--first pre-partying in West Hollywood with Kris at Fiesta Cantina and having probably one or two more margaritas than I should have and then off to Ms Kitty's for some good, wholesome family fun that involved a public spanking! Details are a trifle fuzzy but I know I had a good time because I managed to lose my ID, credit card, lipstick, and silver scarf all in one evening--however, magically, I was able to obtain my ID and credit card the following day.

Saturday: Fun at Hot Dog--Kris and Edward in tow--stopped by Ms Kitty's first to pick up my neccesary items and then trounced off to 7969 (the actual name of the club where Hot Dog takes place) for some dancing. Went to our little buddy Christopher's place after for a bit and then dropped off Kris and then err, Edward and I went back to my place to uh...play some chess...yeah, um, that's it, chess.

Sunday: Lazy, yummy morning....then off to work at Tommy Bahama in Pasadena. Some of my coworkers wondered why my eyes looked a little red. Hmmmmm.....yeah, why would that be? Actually stayed home tonight to give my brain and liver a but of a rest--probably shant be repeating a week like this anytime soon but hell, sometimes you just have to rock out with your cock out! Isn't that right ladies? And Wil said something absolutely amazing to me this week which I think really sums it up beautifully: He said, "Eva, you live the life that people who don't live out here assume that 98% of us live when in actuality it's just YOU and maybe about 2% more that live the way you do."